OP 09 July, 2022 - 03:52 AM
So I (13M) go to a middle school in Ligma County, Florida. The problem I have with the middle school is that about 90% of people there are gay, and I am very homophobic. The school is in fact so gay, that they were going to host a pride rally at the school.
This will not stand.
So the moment the rally REALLY starts going, I walk up in front of everybody, and drop my pants. As everyone stared and pointed, (those god damn gaywads) I reached under my foreskin, and pulled out a lighter, and some hairspray that I use on my balls to keep the pubic hair nice and straight. (unlike everyone else)
After the deed was done. I felt happy, proud of myself. Though everyone called me a "terrorist," or a "psychopath," I couldn't have been more proud of myself. The government must have been proud of me too, because I was on every news station and channel in the country for weeks!
Since i'm so popular now, I would like to give my thanks to my idol, Adolf Hitler, for teaching me how to eliminate any groups and minorities that I don't like.
With that out of the way, I wanted to make sure I was right in this situation. (which I know I am) So, AITA?
This will not stand.
So the moment the rally REALLY starts going, I walk up in front of everybody, and drop my pants. As everyone stared and pointed, (those god damn gaywads) I reached under my foreskin, and pulled out a lighter, and some hairspray that I use on my balls to keep the pubic hair nice and straight. (unlike everyone else)
After the deed was done. I felt happy, proud of myself. Though everyone called me a "terrorist," or a "psychopath," I couldn't have been more proud of myself. The government must have been proud of me too, because I was on every news station and channel in the country for weeks!
Since i'm so popular now, I would like to give my thanks to my idol, Adolf Hitler, for teaching me how to eliminate any groups and minorities that I don't like.
With that out of the way, I wanted to make sure I was right in this situation. (which I know I am) So, AITA?