Supreme Fucked up story in my Teens

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Hey everyone




I am just here to tell you guys a fucked up story about me in my teens trying new stuff lol.


If you don't like what it sounds like already, just click off, it's really fucked up.    


So, the story is:

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When I was like 15, I googled "how to cum better" because fuck, I was a horny virgin dood.
So I came across this article where it says "Boy's G-Spot in the ass" & "prostate" and some bullshit.
So I was so fucking horny when I read that and my inner horny demon took all possession of me and fucked me over.

So basically, I had these tiny balls in my room which were made out of stone or something idk. So yeah,
I basically took one of them and put it in my ass and jacked off like that. When I came, I tried taking back the ball and it wasn't there


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL  :??:

So I fucking freaked out and holy fucking lord, I can say I thought I was going to die lol. I can't say to my parents
or my family that there is a fucking ball in my ASS HHAAHAHAH. So I went to the bathroom for like 1 hour trying to take a shit.

After like an hour, and FULL constipation and all the olive oil I have drunk to make me shit like a machine gun, it finally came out like a mother fucker.
I am not shitting you, it fucking came out like a bullet, it fucking cracked the inner part of the fucking toilet.

Basically, moral of the story, don't fucking put stuff in your ass other than a dick or a dildo. 
No, I am not gay, I was just a fucking horny 15 yrs old who has never touched a girl.

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what the fuck did i just read

fuck @Gaztoof

[868]

what the fuck did i just read

I warned you lol 

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I'm not mad. I'm impressed! 

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I'm not mad. I'm impressed! 

hahah ty ty  :feelsgood:

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XDDDD

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wut? u did ?